Nathan Natas

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  What do you see?

  by Simon in

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  do you see a man with a backpack running into the woods?.

  do you see a dog running out of the woods?.

  i saw the man running first .... .

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  redvip2000 said, "I was appalled at how anybody could run out of the house with hair looking like that."

  We haven't met yet, have we?
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  Dumb Elders

  by minimus in

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  i knew a few pretty intelligent elders .

  sometimes i would wonder why they remained as elders or even witnesses because they were successful men who made a good living and were highly respected because of their qualities.. that is a rather small group.

  most elders that i know of aren’t the brightest bulbs in the sky.

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  Minimus asked how the hell I was.

  Thanks for asking, I'm doing GREAT! Really enjoying this whole house arrest scene! Getting lots of irregularly-scheduled sleep, letting some gas out of my Hindenburg Ego.

  It's SWELL! ...I mean SWOLLEN.

  I hope y'all are doing BETTER than I am!
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  If only someone had kicked my a$$.. (This is post is not for theists)

  by HowTheBibleWasCreated in

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  i think back on the 30+ years of bs as well as my fading almost a decade and even now being low key in person to hopefully save my nieces from the wt.

  i'm a wreck in some ways.

  i'm other days i'm stable however when it comes to theism i depart quickly and with anger!

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  HTBWC, I understand your wish that your eyes could have been opened sooner. But please permit me to regurgitate an ancient homily: "WHEN the student is READY, the teacher will appear" (emphasis mine).

  Instead of pointing my finger at you, I will point it at MYSELF. Way, way back when I was a pioneer and a Ministerial Servant, there may have been a couple of occasions when someone tried to "straighten we out." But I, a "deeply dipped" JW, relied on the wiz-dumb of Jehovah and His Organization, and I refused to be swayed by LOGIC and HISTORICAL TRUTH. Can you dig it?

  Your teacher appeared at EXACTLY the right time to crack your cosmic egg and lead you to the freedom that is your birthright.

  Don't waste time trying to second-guess the past; you have NOW and tomorrow.

  [Selah]
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  So What Religion do You Claim to be when Entering Hospital?

  by mikronboy in

  1. watchtower
  2. medical

  i've had a few medical procedures.

  once, i had a massive loss of blood and needed 6 units of blood to replace the loss.

  however, i'm curious as to what ex's state to be their religion when filling out the required paperwork when being admitted into a hospital.

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  Atheist.
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  Dumb Elders

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i knew a few pretty intelligent elders .

  sometimes i would wonder why they remained as elders or even witnesses because they were successful men who made a good living and were highly respected because of their qualities.. that is a rather small group.

  most elders that i know of aren’t the brightest bulbs in the sky.

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  Minimus ejaculated, "That same elder I knew also was the one that wanted to disfellowship a dead man."

  Maybe the dead man had recently been baptized as a Mormon and deserved to be disfellowshipped for not objecting to the baptism.
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  Is this 2034 date actually something the cult put out?

  by mickbobcat in

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  2. beliefs

  so i have heard this 120 preaching time and 2034 end date.

  are they pushing another set time of is this something someone else came up with?.

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  I am Spartacus.
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  The Spiritual Food Box!

  by Atlantis in

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  the spiritual food box.. .

  https://www.jw.org/en/library/series/how-your-donations-are-used/a-small-box-that-delivers-spiritual-food/.

  petra!.

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  NOW with fewer spiritual calories than a spiritual hard-boiled egg!
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  Serving a cold dish of JW revenge (the punchline is at the end)

  by Terry in

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  the punchline is: (at the end).

  esther had very long, bright red hair like a disney character and she might have been almost attractive--if it weren't for two things.1.

  she had no chin.i mean, just don't look at her in profile.

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  I've heard of similar revenge methods using some shrimp as the active ingredient. Decomposing seafood is FOUL!

  T, you are the Master Raconteur and Anecdotalist of this and similar discussion boards in universes parallel and perpendicular!

  You are a joy to read, Sir!

  It's a good thing Ester didn't marry a Wang!
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  Anyone know the org's view on the HPV vaccine?

  by careful in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  types of cancer.i've been wondering for some time what the current gb has said about witness parents giving the green light, or red light, to having their kids vaccinated against hpv (the human papillomavirus) since it is a sexually transmitted disease.

  it causes cervical and other types of cancer.

  the recommended age for vaccination is 8-12 years old.

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  If it involves the cootch, it is off-limits.

  Now go wash your hands and experience shame.
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  Is the JW blood card a legal document without it being notorized

  by goingthruthemotions in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  just as the subject says.

  is it legal without a notory?.

  so glad me and my boys are out, we don't have to worrry about that false teaching.

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  Nathan Natas

  Since EVERYBODY on this site is totally versed in the multitude of national and intergalactic laws on all aspects of humanoid behavior, it is TOTALLY APPROPRIATE that you ask your question here.

  Please clarify what you mean by "is".